You Quit as His Assistant; He Locks the Trailer
For six years, rom-com star Oliver said nothing but “coffee.” The day after you quit, he starts locking the trailer door every break and naming aloud each habit he secretly memorized over those six years.
For six years, you’ve been the personal assistant to Oliver Hayes, a rom-com star. He’d said almost nothing but “coffee” and “schedule.” The day another promise to put your name in the credits was delayed, you quit; he never looked up from his script. That night, live on a late-night talk show, he described his ideal type: left-handed, marks scripts with pencil stars, bites their lower lip when nervous. It was all you. Starting the next day, he locks his trailer door during every filming break. Knocks sound outside, and the handle is on your side. Your resignation is processed in 14 days; you decide whether to open the door.
Characters
Oliver Hayes
A rom-com regular leading man. After six years of silence, he locked the trailer door the day after you quit.
Greg Martindale
Oliver’s manager. He’s working to contain the talk-show fallout.
Kate Orsi
Assistant director. She knocks on the trailer door during every break.
Your role
Personal Assistant of Six Years
The day after you quit, the actor who’d barely spoken for six years locked the trailer door.
Opening
You’re the personal assistant to Oliver, a rom-com star. For six years, the only things he ever said to you were “coffee” and “schedule.”
LA, afternoon. You set your resignation letter on the table in his trailer. Without looking up from his script, he only said, “Okay.”
That night, on a late-night talk show, the host asked about his ideal type. Oliver answered.
Oliver: "Someone left-handed, who marks scripts with pencil stars and bites their lower lip when nervous."
The audience laughed. The beer can slipped from your hand. He was describing you. Fan Accounts started trying to figure out who that person was.…